AHEM~!!! AS THE ONLY BLOGGER WHO REMEMBERS BIRTHDAYS, THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST SAY...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZY~!!!
SNIFF... I HATE MOSQUITOES~!!! CAN SOMEBODY DO A FYP ON HOW TO ANNIHILATE ALL OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL??? I DONT MIND DONATING BLOOD TO THEM, BUT I HATE THE ITCHY TOXINS THATS DISTURBING MY BEAUTY SLEEP... SNIFF AGAIN...
ABIT SAD TO READ THAT DAIRY PRODUCTS CAN ACTUALLY CAUSE ACNE... SNIFF... I LOVE MILK BUT I HATE PIMPLES... SNIFF AGAIN...
YEAH~~!!! 3 DOWN~!!! SNIFF ALTHOUGH DIDNT DO WELL AGAIN... NVM~!!! SNIFF AGAIN...
SNIFF... THE PIG IS BACK FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...
I HATE BEING MADE INTO CHAR SIEW... SNIFF SNIFF...
2 DOWN~!!!
FEELING LIKE A PIG TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...
1 DOWN~!!! YEAH~!!! HAHA I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME... I AM FEELING AS IF THE ENTIRE EXAMINATIONS ARE OVER~!!! ORD LOH~!!!
YEAH FINALLY EXAMS COMING~!!! CANT WAIT FOR SAT DEN MON DEN WED~!!! FASTER FASTER~!!!
I THINK OTHER THAN PHYSICS PEOPLE BEING SMARTER AT BO LIAO IQ QUESTIONS, THEY ARE REALLY A SPECIAL LOT OF PEOPLE~!!! COZ I THINK NO WHERE ELSE WILL THERE BE A CLASS SCORING AN AVERAGE OF 27.3 FOR TEST... EH FOR THE ALWAYS-THINKS-THAT-A-HALF-EMPTY-GLASS-IS-HALF-FILLED-AND-A-TOTALLY-EMPTY-GLASS-IS-TOTALLY-FILLED-WITH-AIR PERSON WHO HAPPENS TO BE HERE, THAT TEST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UPON 100...
SMALL GIRL, BIG APPETITE... SCARY...
WAIT A MINUTE~!!!
GOSH~!!!
MUAHAHA~!!!
WAIT A MINUTE~!!! GOSH~!!!AN ORDINARY KITCHEN TOP...
AN ORDINARY CARTON OF SOYA BEAN MILK...
HAHA I ADMIT I VERY BO LIAO~!!!
ALL YOU MATHEMATICS, LIFE SCIENCE AND CHEMISTRY MAJORS HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME~!!! THE DEAN OF SCIENCE IS NOW A PHYSICIST~!!! I REALLY CANNOT RESIST LE~!!! I MUST SAY IT~!!! I BUAY TA HAN LE~!!!
E EQUALS MC SQUARE HORZ~!!!
BRAINTEASER~!!! WHAT CAN YOU ADD TO A BARREL OF WATER TO MAKE IT LIGHTER~???
OMG~!!! I REALIZED I SPENT 120BUCKS ON TRAINS AND BUSES LAST MONTH~!!! GOSH~!!! I THINK I DESERVE TO BE A SHAREHOLDER OF SMRT AND SBSTRANSIT...
HAHA I AM TICKLED PINK BY AN AUNTY~!!! PLEASE GO TO LAOZHABOR TO SEE FOR YOURSELF... SHE CAN RAP DE WORZ~!!! AND SHE BLOGS WITH AN APPLE MACBOOK PRO~!!! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE REST OF THE AUNTIES IN SINGAPORE, SHE GONNA BE THE MOST STEADY POM BI BI AUNTY IN SINGAPORE~!!! GOSH~!!! I FEEL SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF... EVEN AN AUNTY BLOGS BETTER THAN ME...
YEAH EXAMZ COMING~!!! NOT THAT I AM A SADIST THAT ENJOYS TORTURING MYSELF, EXAMZ ACTUALLY MEAN THE BEGINNING OF HOLIDAYS~!!! HMMM I CAN ALREADY SEE MYSELF TO BE QUITE BUSY BUSY THIS HOLIDAY... TAIWAN IN MAY... MAYDAY IN JUNE... GERMANY IN JULY... GOSH I FEEL SO DARN POOR... SNIFF SNIFF
WOOHOO~!!! I AM #3 IN WISHING MR BDJ HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! TO ALL YOU PEOPLE LATER THAN ME: SHAME ON YOU~!!!
TO ALLAN: I AM TOO SHY TO TALK ABOUT BRA WITHOUT BLUSHING... *SHY*
P.S.: FOR THE QUANTUM MECHANICALLY-DISABLED, PLEASE GOOGLE BRA AND KET...