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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

BACK FROM BANGKOK~!!!

HMMM... BANGKOK IS REALLY REALLY ALL ABT SHOPPING SHOPPING AND MORE SHOPPING... VISITED SOME FAMOUS TEMPLES (THE EMERALD BUDDHA, THE GOLD BUDDHA, THE TALLEST STANDING BUDDHA AND MANY-MANY OTHER BUDDHAS) AND EVEN THE GRAND PALACE, WHICH THE OLD-OLD SIAM KINGS ONCE LIVED... AS I AM NOT THE HOLY-HOLY BUDDHIST TYPE OR THE ARTY-FARTY TYPE, SUCH PLACES REALLY BORES ME... YUP, I'M YAWNING AS I'M TYPING TIS...THE DECORATIONS ARE REALLY ELABORATE AND INTRICATE AND THE SHEER LAVISHNESS IS AN AWKWARD CONTRAST TO POVERTY OUTSIDE...

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, LET ME EVALUATE THE SHOPPING OVER THERE... A MUST-VISIT IN BANGKOK IS THE CHARTUCHAK MARKET WHICH ONLY OPENS IN THE WEEKENDS... IT IS A DARN HUGE ENORMOUS GIGANTIC AREA WHICH COUNTLESS NUMBER OF STALLS SELLING STUFF FROM CLOTHES TO SHOES TO HOME DECORATION ETC ETC... IT IS REALLY SO BIG TAT I EVEN TINK TAT IT IS BIGGER DEN THE SIZE OF ANG MO KIO... ONE BAD TING ABOUT TIS PLACE IS TAT IT IS DARN HOT... BUT DEN THE VARIOUS MARKETS ARE THE PLACES WHERE THE BARGAINS LIE... FOR AIRCON SHOPPING, THERE'S THE MBK WHICH IS MACHIAM LIKE FAR EAST PLAZA LIKE TAT BUT BIGGER DEN TAKASHIMAYA, WIF LOTSA CHEAPCHEAP CLOTHES BUT ITS DARN CROWDED ALSO...FOR THE LADIES, I HEARD TAT TRUIMPH AND WACOAL BRAS ARE MUCH CHEAPER AT THE ISETAN AND ROBINSON (NOT ROBINSON'S)... HAHA SEE? I'M SUCH A SENSITIVE GUY WHO CARES ABT THE FEELINGS OF THE GERS~!!! FOR THE GUYS, THEY CAN VISIT THE PAKKONG MARKET WHICH HAS LOTSA PORNO VCD AND DVD PEDDLERS AND DIRTY BARS AND TIGER SHOWS (FREAKISH SEX SHOWS)... SORRIE GUYS, NO COMMENTS AS MAMA WAS AROUND SO I COULDNT TRY THEM OUT MYSELF...

OBSERVATION 1: THE TRAFFIC WAS REALLY HEAVY AND THE POLLUTION WAS REALLY BAD... PITY THE STREET HAWKERS, THE TRAFFIC POLICE AND THE TUKTUK DRIVERS... BTW THERE'S THE MOTORCYCLE TAXI WHICH COULD BEAT THE JAM, BUT I DIDNT TRY TAT OUT OF FEAR THEY BRING ME TO SOME ULU ALLEY TO TURN ME INTO AN AH GUA...

OBSERVATION 2: THE FOOD THERE WAS NT MY CUPPA TEA, WIF 1 KIND OF FOOD WHICH WAS COMMON FOUND IN THE FOOD COURTS HAVING A PARTICULARLY PUNGENT "AROMA"... BUT THE DESSERTS WERE YUMYUM~!!! BTW THE FOOD COURTS ALL HAVE THE IRRITATING FEATURE OF HAVING TO PURCHASE COUPONS OR THE CASHVALUE CARD TO BUY FOOD... DEN AFTERWHICH YOU CAN HAVE A REFUND OF THE UNUSED VALUE.. SO MA FAN...

OBSERVATION 3: THE THAIS ARE REALLY OUTSTANDING IN MAKING FAKES... THE FAKE FLOWERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND REAL YET SO AFFORDABLE... THERE ARE TONS OF FAKE POLO RALPHS AND LACOSTES AND BILLABONGS AND DIESELS ALL OVER THE PLACE... I MUZ SAY SOME OF THE FAKE QUIKSILVER TEES AND LEVIS JEANS EVEN LOOKED BETA DEN THE AUTHENTIC ONES... TOKING ABT LEVIS, THE AUTHENTIC LEVIS SELLING AT THE STORES ARE GENERALLY AROUND 30 PERCENT CHEAPER BUT DEN THE VARIETY IS LESS DEN HERE AND THE DESIGNS ARE LESS UP TO DATE...

OBSERVATION 4: THERE ARE SOME TRICKSTER OUT THERE TO CON TOURISTS, SO BEWARE... THEIR MODUS OPERANDI IS TO SAY TAT THE PLACE YOU WANTED TO GO IS NT OPEN AND OFFER TO BRING YOU ELSEWHERE... I DIDNT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS SO ALSO DUNNO WHERE THEY GONNA BRING US TO...

OBSERVATION 5: BARGAIN... EVERYTING THERE WITHOUT A BARCODE STATING THE PRICE COULD BE BARGAINED... THE 1ST PRICE THEY STATE IS USUALLY THE FAKE PRICE... DEN THE 2ND IS THE DISCOUNTED PRICE WHICH CAN STILL GO LOWER... DEN THEY WILL BRING OUT THEIR CALCULATORS TO SHOW YOU THE FINAL PRICE... I SPENT THE 1ST AND 2ND DAY TRYING OUT MY BARGAIN SKILLS SHAMELESSLY... HAIZ LATER I FEEL SO GUILTY SO EITHER ASK FOR DISCOUNT OR DUN BUY AT ALL... FEEL BAD PUSHING DOWN THEIR PRICES TOO MUCH...

TATS ALL I COULD REM... HAHA AS YOU NOE, THE TIME AT BANGKOK IS 1 HR SLOWER DEN SPORE... SO I'M SUFFERING FROM JET LAG AND MEMORY LOSS...



[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:59 PM|

Friday, June 24, 2005

BAIBAI GUYS AND GERS~!!! I GOING BANGKOK TML TO SNIFF OUT ALL THE BARGAINS THERE~!!! DUN MIZ MI... BTW CAN SMS MI IF YOU GUYS/GERS NEED ANITING FROM THERE...

ALSO WATCHED INITIAL D TODAE~!!! NICE~!!! QUITE FUNNY ALSO... PLS GO VISIT JOANNE'S BLOG FOR THE REVIEW ON THE MOVIE~!!!

TO QT: HAHA SO LONG NO BLOG DEN U BLOG SO LONG...WELL DONE~!!!

TO JOANNE: HAHA U FREE DEN WRITE REVIEW BAH...

TO PX: HAPPI WORKIN AND HOPE TO GET A LIFT FROM YOU SOON~!!!

I WILL BE BACK~!!!

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:59 PM|

Thursday, June 23, 2005

THE TOOPID AH DEAN'S LIST REMINDED ME OF TAT SONG "SAN NIAN ER BAN", WHICH IN TURN REMINDED ME OF MY KBOX STARVATION... HAIZ... SOMEBODY SAVE ME~!!!

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 12:12 AM|

Saturday, June 18, 2005

JOBLESS AGAIN...

BTW WATCHED BATMAN TODAE~!!! I NT TAT CHILDISH LEH... I WATCHED BECOZ ITS DIRECTED BY MY FAVE DIRECTOR... ANIWAE ITS GOOD~!!! NEVER NOE TAT BATMAN WAS ACTUALLY A NINJA UNTIL TIS MOVIE...

BATMAN~!! BATMAN~!! BATMAN~!!

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:56 PM|

Thursday, June 16, 2005

YEAH THE NUMBER 4000 IS OUT~!!! PEIXUAN~!!! GONG XI GONG XI~!!!

PLS QUEUE BEHIND RUIRUI, GPP AND ZHAOYING TO REDEEM UR PRIZE...

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:14 PM|

Thursday, June 09, 2005

BORING DAY AT WORK TODAE... DUN THEY NOE TAT NO AIRCON EQUALS NO CUSTOMERS??? HAIZ... FA DAI~!!!

REGARDING MY 3 PRAYERS, ONLY 1 WAS ANSWERED...

YESH~!!! HAHA NO APRON~!!!

SOBZ... NO LOTSA YOUTHFUL FEMALE COLLEAGUES... ONLY 3 YOUNGER ONES, BUT THEY ARE NT MY TYPE HORZ~!!! DEN 2 OLDER ONES WHO ARE THE SUPERVISORS, WHO ALSO LIKE TO CALL ME XIAO DI OR AH BOY... DEN ANOTHER GER FROM SMU WORKING ELSEWHERE TOT I'M 17 OR 18... GOSH~!!! MIGHT AS WELL WISH ME HAPPY CHILDEN'S DAE~!!!

SOBZ... NO SUDDEN PAY RAISE...

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:55 PM|

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

YEAH~!!! TML IS MY 1ST DAE AT WORK~!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED~!!!

I WILL BE AT THE POPULAR BOOKFAIR... OUTSIDE NORTHPOINT I TINK... NO AIRCON I TINK... GOSH~!!!

PRAY HARD I WUN HAV TO WEAR TAT BANANA YELLOW APRON FOR WORK TML...

PRAY HARD THERE WILL BE LOTSA YOUTHFUL FEMALE COLLEAGUES TML...

PRAY HARD THERE WILL BE A SUDDENLY PAY RAISE TML...

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 11:59 PM|

"IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T USE MY BRAINS"
ACTOR CHIN HAN, 58, ON HOW HE STAYS HANDSOME

GOSH~!!! I FEEL LIKE QUITTING SCHOOL ALREDY~!!!

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 9:54 AM|

Sunday, June 05, 2005

CHANGED THE SONG AGAIN...

READING SOMEBODY'S BLOG JUZ REMINDED MI OF MY KBOX DEPRIVATION... GO KBOX GO KBOX LAHZ~!!! NEED TO HAO LIAN MEH MEH MEH~!!! MY GPP IS WORKING HARD TO TREAT MI TO KBOX LOR LOR LORZ~!!! I SHALL WAIT FOR HIM~!!! DUN JEALOUS HOR HOR HORZ~!!! NENI NENI BU BU BU~!!!

P.S.: THE SONG YOU ARE LISTENING IS REALLY WU ZHUANG, THERES NTH WRONG WIF YOUR EARS OR YOUR SPEAKERS...


[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 10:41 AM|

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[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 10:23 AM|

Saturday, June 04, 2005

WATCHED "MY BOYFRIEND IS TYPE B" YESTERDAE... HMMM... ALSO DUNNO WAT TO SAY ABT TIS SHOW... NEITHER BERY FUNNY NOR TOUCHING... "MY SASSY GIRL" WINS HANDS DOWN~!!!

MUCH MORE INTERESTING WAS THE DVD I WATCHED TODAE, "BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE", TAT AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY BY MICHAEL FATTY MOORE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO ON GUNS AND VIOLENCE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... IT ROX~!!! GO STEAL IT FROM POH KIM~!!! GO GO GO~!!! ITS WORTH IT~!!!

PERPETUALLY SLEEPY NOWADAYS...

[jAckTHEboy]|milkin the cows @ 1:56 PM|