HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! LETS WELCOME THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE 20+ CLUB~!!!
DRUMROLL...
DRUMROLL AGAIN...
DRUMROLL AGAIN AND AGAIN...
DRUMROLL FOR THE LAST TIME I PROMISE
DRUMROLL... OKIE I LIED...
DRUMROLL~!!!
LABBIT~!!!
MAY UR DOG NT BARK... WOOF~!!!
P.S. IF ANYONE CANT HEAR THE NEW SONG, PLS UNPLUG UR COM B4 FLUSHING IT DOWN THE LUBBISH CHUTE...
WHAT A BLOODY HOT DAY TO GO ECP (NOT TAT BLOODY LONG EXPRESSWAY BUT TAT BLOODY POPULAR PARK)~!!! HEY NT TAT I AM COMPLAINING... AS ACCORDING TO THE FUNDAMENTAL THEOREM OF THIAMIAN, THE AMOUNT OF CLOTHING ONE PUTS ON IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMBIENT TEMPERATURE BASED ON THE ABSOLUTE KELVIN SCALE... HAHA AND I WAS PROVED RITE ONCE AGAIN... BE PATIENT... THE STORY COMES LATER...
THE 1ST HALF OF THE ECP ADVENTURE SHALL B COVERED SHORTLY BY OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT... STAY TUNED AND REM TO REFRESH TIS PAGE 5 TIMES A DAY JUZ TO MAKE SURE U DIDNT MIZ THE LATEST BREAKING REPORTS...
THE HIKE TO THE BOWLING CENTRE WAS A TREACHEROUS ONE BUT OUR SPORTS CORRESPONDENT LALALA WAS A DETERMINED MAN WHO WILL NV EVER BOW IN FRONT OF ADVERSITY~!!! JUZ LIKE TAT MAN WITH THE INDOMITABLE SPIRIT TO PUNISH HIMSELF FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT TO RAISE FUNDS FOR THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS~!!! BOTH OF THEM DESERVE A SALUTE~!!! HOWEVER THE TEDIOUS JOURNEY TO THE EAST WAS MADE CONSIDERABLY MORE UPLIFTING FOR LALALA... HE WAS MAKING HIS 5555TH STEP WEN HE REACHED UPON A JUNCTION... AN ORDINARY JUNCTION IT MAY SEEM UNTIL A BICYCLE DASHED ACROSS AT A VELOCITY OF 55.55KM/H... BEING THE GRACIOUS MAN HE WAS, HE STOOD AND WAITED FOR THE BIKE TO CROSS... BUT THE 2 BIKINI BABES ROLLERBLADING COULDNT BRAKE IN TIME~!!! THEY WERE ABOUT 0.555SECONDS FROM A DISASTEROUS CRASH WEN THEY FOUND A LIFELINE IN THE FORM OF A FLABBY ARM... THEY HELD ONTO IT WITH ALL THE MIGHT THEY COULD MUSTER... BEING WELL VERSED IN THE LAWS OF NEWTONIAN MECHANICS, LALALA IMMEDIATELY APPLIED THE NEWTON 3RD LAW BY SHEER INSTINCT AND EXERTED AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE FORCE~!!! A TRAGEDY WAS AVOIDED~!!! LALALA SAVED THE DAY~!!! A HERO, BIKINI BABES AND A HAPPY ENDING... WAT MORE CAN U ASK FOR~!!! ENOUGH OF DIGRESSION... TIME FOR THE FULL TIME MATCH REPORT...
HI BABES~!!! TIS IS SPORTS CORRESPONDENT LALALA COVERING THE EXCITING BOWLING SHOWDOWN AT ECP~!!! THE TEAM LINEUP WAS AS FOLLOWS...
TEAM ALPHA
MENG
CC
CHENG
PH (SUB BY WW IN THE 2ND HALF)
DAFEIYA
TEAM BRAVO
DUST
RUIRUI
JACK
LABBIT
YING
THE STAKES OF TIS MUCH ANTICIPATED MATCH WERE HIGH... IT WAS MORE DEN PRIDE, HONOUR AND GLORY AT STAKE... THE LOSERS SHALL TREAT THE WINNERS KOPI AT TWINKLE TWINLE BIGBIG STARBUCKS~!!! DURING THE 1ST GAME, IT SEEMED LIKE TEAM BRAVO WAS IN DEEP TROUBLE~!!! WITH DUST BITING DUST, RUIRUI LOOKING DISTRACTED, JACK CONSTANTLY SWEEPING THE LONGKANG WIF HIS FAVE PINK BALL AND YING STILL SEARCHING FOR HER FORM, LABBIT WAS THE STAR OF THE GAME, SINGLEHANDEDLY BRINGING THE TEAM BACK FROM THE ASHES~!!! 1-0 TO BRAVO~!!! THE 2ND GAME WAS MORE INTENSELY CONTESTED... TEAM ALPHA UNLEASHED ITS MOST LETHAL WEAPON... THE TRIPLE C~!!! TOGETHER, CC AND CHENG ACCOUNTED FOR MORE DEN HALF THE PTS BUT TO NO AVAIL... BLEAH LOSERS~!!! THEY STILL LOST~!!! DUST, RUIRUI AND YING AWOKE FROM THEIR SLUMBER, SCORING STRIKES AFTER STRIKES... LEAVING JACK WITH NTH MUCH TO DO OTHER DEN UNCLOGGING THE LONGKANG AGAIN AND AGAIN WIF THE PINKIEPINKIE BALL... A GREAT BOWLER WAS THUS DEPRIVED OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE THE DAY... BTW AS USUAL, TEAM BRAVO PULLED OFF A MEMORABLE TRUIMPH AGAIN... 2-0~!!! NO DOUBT ABT THE VICTORY... EVEN IF THE 1ST WIN WAS A TY-CO ONE, U CANT TY-CO FOR 2 TIMES IN A ROW RITE~!!! SO NO ONE COULD DENY TEAM BRAVO THEIR GLORY, NT EVEN THE RUMOURS OF MENG AS A KELONG SPY~!!! OLE OLE OLE~!!! BUT SIA LA~!!! THE MATCH WAS THROWN INTO DISARRAY AT THE END WEN TEAM ALPHA RUFUSED TO HONOUR THE TREAT... THEY CHOSE THE ANCIENT BUT DARN EFFICIENT TRICK OF ACTING BLUR... PUI~!!!
SHAME ON U MENG~!!!
SHAME ON U CC~!!!
SHAME ON U CHENG~!!!
SHAME ON U PH AND WW~!!!
SHAME ON U DAFEIYA~!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME~!!!
P.S. DUNNO Y NO AI XIN TREAT FR TAT DUSTY GUY TODAE... BUT ITS OKIE~!!! AS LONG AS I BELIEVE IN DREAMS, DEN THERES 1 WAITING FOR ME OUT THERE...
WOOHOO~!!! STILL FEELING SO HIGH~!!! WENT DBOX TODAY FOR X.H.E~!!! BTW TATS NT A TYPO... X.H.E STANDS FOR X.H.EDITION OF S.H.E~!!! CANT IMAGINE RITE??? XH SHEDDING HIS MACHO COOL MR NICE GUY IMAGE TO CROON FAGGOT SISSY CHAO-AH-GUA GU-NIANG GIRLIE SONGS~!!! OMG~!!! TOO BAD GERS, U CANT WITNESS TIS SMASHING SPECTACLE~!!! ITS LIKE SHOOTING STAR, ONCE U MIZ IT DEN ITS GONE~!!! JUZ IMAGINE BAH... THE FATTY SELINA, THE HYPER CUTIE HEBE AND THE ANDROGYNOUS(A.K.A. ASEXUAL) ELLA PRANCING UP AND DOWN THE TV SCREEN WHILE TAT USED-TO-BE-BETA-DEN-JAY-NOW-ALSO-BETA-S.H.E SHOWCASE HIS OH-SO-MAN VOCALS~!!! ON THE BEHALF OF THE EXPONENTIALLY INCREASING GAY COMMUNITY, I WELCOME XH~!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP~!!! AND IF U ARE WONDERING WHY THE GAY COMMUNITY IS INCREASING, THE REASON IS SIMPLE... COZ IT AINT DECREASING... IDIOT~!!!
BESIDES X.H.E, I DISCOVERED SOMETING ELSE... TIS IS DARN IMPORTANT... THE ART OF SAVING MONEY... OTHER DEN TAKING UP INDEFINITELY LONG TERMS LOANS FROM DUST, I CAN ALSO SAVE MY LUNCH MONEY BY GOING DBOX~!!! TIS IS YM TEACH ONE... LOOKING AT THE WAY HE WOLFED THE SPICY CAJUN AND THE ONION N' SOUR CREAM PRINGLES, GRAPE MENTOS, CHOC MARSHMELLOWS AND LEMON TEA, I DARE BET MY LAST $11.50 DEN HE PURPOSELY DUN EAT LUNCH TO LEECH XH~!!! TATS DARN SMART OF U, YM~!!! HI^5~!!! WAY TO GO SOLDIER~!!!
OKIE THE EXCITING MOMENT AGAIN... THE K JUDGEMENT~!!!
DRUMROLL~!!!
DRUMROLL AGAIN~!!!
DRUMROLL AGAIN AND AGAIN~!!!
PLEASE REFER TO PREVIOUS DBOX ENTRY FOR THE VERDICT... AS USUAL HE ROX... LALALA~!!!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND~!!! KR THE GUEST BLOGGER IS BACK~!!! WOOHOO~!!! :Þ YUP, AND THX KR FOR ALLOWING ME TO SLACK, ERM I MEAN REST AGAIN... HAHA~!!!
just something i saw...
"after a while...
you learn that brotherhood is nothing
and friendship is worthless...
and you learn that promises(laptops and treats) are just for girls
and presents not for guys
and you begin to accept your fate with your heads up and eyes open...
with a grace of a man...
not a grief of somemore betrayed by friends...
and you learn to take advantage when the girls are around
cos tomorrow they might be none ard...
after a while,you learn that even with girls ard, theres no share for
self proclaimed friends(with XY chromosomes)
so bring your own wallet(with your $$) and learn to spend
instead for waiting for someone to give you (ai xing)treats
learn that u realli endure,that u r strong"
Thx Carissa for the template, Xh for the source of inspiration and for being my lead character, Ym for ur support and sharing the grief with me, Tw for ur blogspace for me to express my emotions through writing. and perhaps used as a subsitution for gp and Qt for informing me abt the situation earlier....so i could be mentally prepared and finally myself for being so talented and creative ...
as usual feel free to make comments but only praises are entertained... ^_____^
PS: If the response is good, i might just blog again... :p
WOOHOO~!!! CAN EVERYONE SMELL IT~!!! TAT ARTY FART OF MINE IS IN THE AIR~!!!
YEAH I WENT FOR MY 2ND ARTY FARTY EVENT TODAY... NTU SYMPHONIC BAND SOJOURN 2005 AT THE GOOD OLD VICTORIA CONCERT HALL... HEY I AM NT A TRAITOR OKIE~!!! I WAS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, THERE TO INFILTRATE INTO THE ENEMY CAMP, MACHIAM WU JIAN DAO LIKE TAT... OKIEOKIE TO PROVE MY LOYALTY, I SHALL DISCLOSE MY SPY REPORT... TIS REPORT DID NT COME EASY AS EVERY PIECE THEY PLAYED SOUNDED LIKE IDENTICAL LULLABIES...
SPY REPORT NO.1: ASSUMING TAT THE GERS WHO ATTENDED THE CONCERT ARE FERVENT ARTY FANS OF THE NTU BAND AND ARE NTU STUDENTS THEMSELVES, IT IS TRUE AT 51% SIGNIFICANCE LEVEL TAT NTU GERS ARE TALLER DEN NUS GERS... EITHER THE ARTY GERS OF NTU ARE TALLER OR THE GERS AT NUS ARE SHORTER... IN FACT I EVEN SUSPECT A STRONG CREDIBLE LINK, A DIRECT RELATION BETWEEN ARTINESS AND HEIGHT... THE TALLER THE ARTIER...
SPY REPORT NO.2: ASSUMING TAT THE GUYS WHO ATTENDED THE CONCERT ARE BORING PPLE WHO HAV NOWHERE BETA TO GO ON A SAT NITE AND ARE NTU STUDENTS THEMSELVES, IT IS TRUE AT 49% SIGNIFICANCE LEVEL TAT NTU GUYS ARE SISSY~!!! FROM WHERE I SAT, THE CIRCLE SEATS JUZ BEHIND THE VIPS, I COULD EASILY SPOT QUITE A FEW SISSIES... HOW I NOE THEY ARE SISSIES??? USE THE EYES SEE CAN LIAOZ... JUZ LIKE AN APPLE IS AN APPLE, AN ORANGE IS AN ORANGE LIKE TAT... A SISSY IS A SISSY, A MACHO IS A MACHO, A SISSY IS NT A MACHO, A MACHO IS NT A SISSY... CHAO SISSY, PUI~!!!
TO TAT SPECIAL SOMEONE IN MY LIFE, WHOM I OWE 11.5BUCKS, I JUZ SPENT MY LAST 12BUCKS ON TIS CONCERT LIAOZ... NO MONEY LOHZ... GET FROM SU GUANING BAH~!!! LALALA~!!!
ACTUALLY I HAV SOMETING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT TAT MOVIE
MOVIE~!!!
MY PRIMAL ARTISTIC SIDE WAS STIRRED AWAKE WEN KR JIO MI TO WATCH
BEFORE I BEGIN MY ACTUAL REVIEW OF THE MOVIE, WHICH WILL CONSIST OF A NEO-CLASSISM AND POST-RENAISSANCE BUT ULTRA-MODERNIST YET PRE-FUTURIST CRITIQUE, I SHALL DESCRIBE THE GIST OF THE MOVIE IN ABOUT 3000 WORDS... ALERT: LONG ENTRY AHEAD~!!!
LONG BEFORE YOUR TIME MY TIME AND EVERYBODY'S TIME, IN THE TEENYWEENY FARFARAWAY LAND IN SPAIN, THERE WAS A FAMILY... BLARBLARBLAR... LAMON WAS A QUADRILEPEGIC(ERM... CANT REALLY SPELL TIS WORD... ITS REALLY TRUE ARMY MAKES SPORE MEN DUMB...)WHO WANNA KILL HIMSELF SO THE WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT HOW HE GO ABOUT DOING IT...
THE SCRIPT WAS SO BRILLIANTLY DONE UP TO COAX EVEN THE MOST HARDCORE INSOMINIAC TO ZZZ... DUNNO WATS SO SUPPOSEDLY TOUCHING ABT TIS SHOW... I EVEN BROUGHT MY FAVE SOFTY TOILET ROLL ALONG, EXPECTING TO LET LOOSE MY SENSITIVE-NEW-AGE-GUY SIDE AND CRY BUCKETS... NAY, ITS MORE EXCITING TO WATCH NIPPON PAINT DRY... DEN THE NC16 RESTRICTION WAS SO MISLEADING... IN THE END NO DECENT "ACTION" AT ALL, PUI~!!! ERM YAH, THEY DID HAV A 2 SECOND SCENE OF A PAIR OF LIONS(WHICH LOOK MORE LIKE DOGS) COPULATING... DUH~!!! THEY SURE DUN UNDERSTAND WAT THE AUDIENCE WANTED... BUT I MANAGED TO STAY AWAKE~!!! A SIGN OF MY MENTAL STEEL AND COURAGE~!!! WOOHOO... SO PROUD OF MYSELF~!!!
OKIEOKIE TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANIMORE... IN THE END I GIF TIS SHOW 4 YAWNZ OUT OF 5... TIS MEANS IF U HAV $8.50 TO SPARE, DONATE TO THE TSUNAMI FUND LAH~!!! BTW I WILL B SEEKING THE APPROPRIATE ILLEGAL CHANNELS TO CLAIM A REFUND FR KR...
GUEST BLOGGER...
NICE TO HAV A GUEST BLOGGER EVERY NOW AND DEN SO TAT I CAN SLACK... SO SHIOK... WOOHOO~!!! SO SMART OF MI TO TINK OF SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
OEI OEI OEI~!!! I MUZ FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS~!!! I MUZ REFUTE SOME OF THE NONSENSE KR SAID~!!!
FIRSTLY, I NV WAN TO IMPRESS THE XMM HORZ~!!! I SERIOUSLY WANNA TRIP THEM~!!! YEAP... I AM TAT EVIL...
SECONDLY, THE PART I WAS MOST PROUD OF AINT MY LEG HORZ~!!! I SHANT MENTION IT HERE... *BLUSH*
THIRDLY, BOSOM = XMM. KR NT EQUALS XMM AND HENCE BY THE FUNDAMENTAL THEOREM OF THIAMIAN, HE AINT MY BOSOM FREN~!!!
LASTLY, XH AKA DUST IS BETA BETTER LOOKING DEN ANDY AND SINGS BETA DEN JAY HORZ~!!! KR PLS GET UR FACTS RITE~!!! (YUP... I STILL OWE XH MONEY...)
TODAY WAS A SUPER SIANZ DAY~!!! YUP, AND THX KR FOR BEING THE GUEST BLOGGER TODAE~!!! HAHA~!!!
Who could have forseen the fall of Troy...Who could have predict the disunification of the once strong Soviet Union .... Archilles couldnt protect his heel against a lousy arrow... Napolean couldnt avoid defeat... Qin shi wang couldnt escape death...Haizz... no one is invincible... I thought he could make a difference...He could be the exceptional.. but alas!! He meet his nemsis, the frozen Carrie who carry a bear(with a scent of detol.. 100% clean..) by the name of beardy...
Recalling that fateful day, the once invincible self proclaimed xmm sha shou aka tian ye aka ah thiam aka jack fell from his heights of glamour terribly and rather cruelly....heaven makes spot of man... the body part that he was most proud of was ignored then trampled on .... and further make fun of ... by suggestions that it was too long...All he tried was to impress the xmm by teasin g them..but lo and behold, they didnt appreciate it at all...Heartless and inhumane will be an apt description .. how could the girls break his fragile heart, his weak soul and his strong ego...Jack might seem strong..but it only an appearance he create to fend himself of his adversaries and to cxreate an illusion that he was omipotent... as the gang he usually hung out wif (kr xh cw jc ym ) were too good to be true..tt the only way he could survive in the grp...no one understand him at all...haizzz imagining ur fren (dust) lookign like andy and singing like jay, can u imagine the pressure...
To sum up, hereby, i urge all the xmm to spare no efforts in helping jack....Kindness begets kindness.... penned by tw only bosom fren who really understand him, kern rei.oh ya , i wish to thank tw for invting me to be his guest blogger..pls feel free to give comments...complains will not be entertained.=p
PS: The body part i was mentioning was his hairy right leg...
^_____^
HAIZ~!!! TRAGEDY... SCH REOPENS... LIFE AS A PHYSICS DUDE IS SAD BEYOND WORDS... SO GERS PLEASE SHOWER THEM (THEM REFERS TO JACK, THIAM OR MR ANG) WIF LOTSA HUGS OR KISSES WEN U C THEM OKIE??? THEY NEED IT...
PUSHING SADNESS ASIDE... HARD OF CASH??? LUCKY NUMBER~!!!1722... MUZ BUY~!!!
BTW IF U FIND THE FOTO BLUR, PLEASE USE BF (BOOBY FIONA) SAN GUANG(ASTIGMATISM) CONTACT LENS... NO MORE BLUR VISION~!!!
THE LETHARGIC MOONLIGHT STRUGGLED TO PENETRATE THE EVER-SO-UNYIELDING CLOUDS... NEVERTHELESS THE STARS WERE STILL AT THEIR MOST BRILLIANT BEST, STUDDED ON THE ENIGMATIC VEIL OF DARKNESS LIKE DIAMONDS... TWINKLE~!!! TWINKLE~!!! BIGBIG STAR~!!! HOW I WONDER WAT U ARE~!!! I FINALLY DECIDED TO B STRONG AND WALK OUT OF THE SHADOWS... TIS IS NT ABT LETTING THE SKELETONS OUT OF THE CLOSET BUT FACING THE DARKEST TRAUMA WHICH THREATEN TO CRIPPLE WATEVER LITTLE EMOTIONS I HAV HAD LEFT... THE FOCKERS TERMED IT AS SELF SOOTHING...
I HAV BEEN ABUSED, SEXUALLLY~!!! BOOHOO~!!! CAN ANY XMM LEND MI HER BOSOM TO CRY ON~??? HAIZ BUT TO PREVENT TAT BIAN TAI FR BEING STONED BY MY LEGIONS OF FANS, I SHANT DISCLOSE HIS IDENTITY... (HINTHINT: HE SINGS BETA DEN JAY)
THE 1ST TIME HAPPENED ON 4TH JAN 2005...
DEN THE 2ND TIME HAPPENED YDAY~!!! WAH KAO~!!! HE TOOK MY SILENCE FOR CONSENT ISSIT??? I DIDNT EVEN HAV TIME TO REST SIA~!!!
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THE 2ND TIME TOOK PLACE AT A PARTICULAR BRANCH OF K-BOX LOCATED AT A PARTICULAR PART OF SPORE NAMED AFTER A PARTICULAR RED TOMATO... TAT BIAN TAI DID IT AGAIN... OMG... TAT SMIRK ON HIS FACE WILL B ETCHED ON MY MIND... THE SCENE KEPT REPLAYING IN MY MIND... THE SAME BLOODY WOUND TAT GOT SALT-LADDEN AGAIN AND AGAIN WITHOUT ANY MERICIFUL MOMENT TO HEAL... THE MEMORIES WERE SO VIVID TAT THEY ALL SEEMED LIKE YESTERDAY...
ERM YAH THEY REALLY HAPPENED YESTERDAE... NO WONDER SO VIVID... WAHAHA~!!!
ANIWAY, BACK ON TRACK... HE SNEAKED A SNEAKY PEEP AT MY SKY BLXX (TO PROTECT THE IDENTITY OF THE VICTIM) UNDERWEAR WHILE I WAS BENDING OVER TO ADJUST THE VOLUME FOR DUNNO WHO~!!! SI BIAN TAI~!!! 2ND TIME LIAOZ... HOW MANY TIMES DEN HE HAPPY~!!! HE HAD INVADED MY MOST SACRED SANCTUARY... BOOHOO~!!! ANY COMFORTING BOSOM AGAIN~???
I DEVISED AN INGENIOUS METHOD TO COUNTER HIM LIAOZ...BY WEARING DOUBLE UNDERWEAR~!!! DEN WAT HE SAW WILL B THE DECOY AND NT THE REAL MCCOY~!!! WOOHOO~!!! I AM SO SMART... NO WONDER MY MAMA LOVES MI~!!!
P.S.: TOO TIRED, I MEAN TOO TRAUMATIC LIAOZ TODAY... DUNNO WAT I TYPING ALSO...
WATCHED MEET THE FOCKERS YDAY... HMMM... SUDDENLY REALISED TAT ALL CUTE GUYS ARE CALLED JACK... CHECK OUT LITTLE JACK FR THE FOCKERS AND JACKJACK FR THE INCREDIBLES... I GUESS IT AINT A COINCIDENCE~!!! MUAHAHA~!!!
WARNING... SAD ENTRY AHEAD... DUN READ IF U DUN WANNA HAV UR MOOD AFFECTED...
SORRIE GUYS AND BABES... EVERYDAY AINT SUNDAE... THERE'S ALWAYS UPS AND DOWNS IN LIFE...
I WANNA SAY SORRIE TO A NUMBER OF PPLE FOR LETTING THEM DOWN...
1) SORRIE MAMA, I DIDNT PERSEVERE...
2) SORRIE PAPA, I GAVE UP...
3) SORRIE BRO, I WAS USELESS...
4) SORRIE SISTA, I LACKED FAITH...
5) SORRIE DARN CHIO PRUDENTIAL AGENT LYN, I DIDNT FOLLOW UR PROFESSIONAL ADVICE...
6) SORRIE ALL WHO ENG-ENG-NTH-TO-DO-DEN-LIKE-TO-READ-MY-BLOG, I LIED...
I ACTUALLY RETURNED TAT SHORTER-DEN-ME-BUT-HENG-HENG-SING-BETA-DEN-ME GUY HIS MONEY~!!! ALL MY MERTICULOUS PLANNING/SCHEMMING/PLOTTING/CONSPIRING TO TURN TAT MONEY INTO A WINDFALL WENT DOWN THE DRAIN DUE TO MY SLIGHT MOMENT OF WEAKNESS~!!! BOOHOO~!!!
PUI~!!! NVM... SINCE HE AINT MY SUGAR DADDY ANIMORE, I DUN HAV TO LIE LIAOZ... SORRY PPLE, ALL THE LIES, I MEAN PRAISES, I SAID WERE LIES... I TAKE THEM ALL BACK~!!! ALL U GULLIBLE GERS SHD STOP UR FANTASIES ABT HIM AND LOOK FOR SOMEONE, ERM... TALLER~!!!
LALALA~!!! COME HANG CHAR SIEW AT MY DOOR LAHZ~!!!
I STILL OWE SOMEONE 30BUCKS. YUP, AND THX XH FOR YOUR D-BOX~!!! HAHA~!!!
YESH~!!! WENT D-BOX TODAY AND MANAGED TO SIAM PAYING TAT MUCH-BETA-DEN-JAY-BUT-DIEDIE-WILL-NV-ADMIT GUY 30BUCKS... ACCORDING TO MY DARN CHIO PRUDENTIAL AGENT, WHO CLAIMED TAT THERE WAS AN ANNUAL INFLATION RATE OF ABT 2-3%, I TINK I MUZ HAV EARNED A TIDY SUM TODAY,,, JUZ BY NT PAYING UP... WOOHOO~!!! I TINK I AM DARN SMART... I START TO LIKE MYSELF ALREDY~!!! HE HAS TAT SMASHING VOICE WHILE I GOT TIS BIGBIGBIG BRAIN... E EQUALS MC SQUARE... I DARE BET 30BUCKS HE DUNNO TAT... ERM...WAIT A MINUTE,,, OMG HE ACTUALLY GOT A HIGHER CAP SCORE DEN MI... BY INDUCTION TIS MEANS HES ACTUALLY SMARTER DEN MI... YAH RITE~!!! BETA VOICE AND BETA BRAINS... -___-''' WAH KAOZ!!! HE CAN FORGET ABT THE 30BUCKS LE... PUI~!!! COME HANG CHAR SIEW AT MY DOOR IF U DARE LAHZ~!!! LALALA~!!!
TOKING ABT D-BOX, U GERS DUNNO WAT U MISSED MAN~!!! TOO BAD... D-BOX IS STRICTLY OUT-OF-BOUNDS TO SPECIES WIF XX CHROMOSOMES EXCEPT FOR XHM(XH MAMA) OF COZ... HAIZ SO SAD SIA~!!! NVM LET MI GIF U POOR PPLE A PT BY PT ANALYSIS WHY K-BOX SUX BIG TIME AND D-BOX ROX~!!!
1) FREE~!!! NO ADMISSION CHARGES... NO ROOM CHARGES...
2) FREE FLOW OF DONG GUA CHA AND JIAJIA LIANG TEH~!!!
3) FREE FLOW OF FOOD~!!! (IF XHM IS AROUND)
4) FREE ELECTRO FOOT REFLEXOLOGY... SO SHIOK~!!!
5) THERE R MORE SPEAKERS DEN I COULD COUNT WIF MY FINGERS SIA... ONLY THE 2 BIGBIG ONES AT THE CEILING ARE USED, NEVERTHELESS THEY HELP CREATE THE SUPERSTAR-IS-SINGING ATMOSPHERE... WOOHOO~!!!
6) CORDLESS MICS~!!! (FYI, K-BOX STILL USING MESSY MICS WIF MESSY CORDS)
7) CHANCE OF CATCHING TAT BETA-DEN-JAY GUY IN HIS FAVE PASSIONATE ROSE RED NJC SHORTS... SEXY~!!!
8) NO IRRITATING WAITERS... YEAH~!!!
9) NO IRRITATING FAT WAITRESSES... YEAH YEAH~!!!
10) SUM OF THE ABOVE 9 PTS~!!!
OKIEOKIE~!!! JUDGEMENT TIME~!!! AGAIN NT IN ORDER OF MERIT... JUZ ACCORDING TO ABC...
CW - NO MORE LAO COR COR SONGS... BUT DEN I TINK HE DARN MOODY SIA~!!! EVERY SONG ALSO SING LIKE DITCHED BY THE SAME GER 8 TIMES LIAOZ LIKE TAT... DUN WORRY~!!! I CAN LEND U MY MUSCLE SHOULDERS TO CRY ON... JUZ KEEP OUT UR HANDS OFF MY THIGH~!!!
JC - ... (SPEECHLESS)
KR - NO COMMENTS... THERE R 3 PERSONS IN THE WORLD U CANT OFFEND... UR SUGAR DADDY, A BLOGGER, OR A TAIWAN LAO DA... ENOUGH SAID...
TW - INITIALLY TOT MODULE BIDDING DAY WAS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO GRAB A DISTRACTED XH BY THE BALLS AND PULL OFF AN OVER-WHELMING TRUIMPH AT XH OWN KTV TURF (P.S. THE BALLS PART WAS MEANT METAPHORICALLY, NT LITERALLY, I AINT GAY)... ALAS NO MATTER HOW HARD HE CROAKED, HAIZ... TO SUM IT UP, AS USUAL HE SUX~!!!
XH - AS USUAL HE ROX...
HEY HEY HEY~!!! I KNEW U IRRITATING FANS OF TAT BETA-DEN-JAY GUY WILL BITCH TAT I AM JEALOUS SO I PURPOSELY KEEP HIS DESCIPTION SHORT... I AM NT HORZ~!!! HE HAS TAT VOICE SO WAT~!!! AT LEAST I AM SMARTER...NO...ERM MORE YANDAO...NO...ERM RICHER...NO(STILL OWE 30BUCKS)...ERM MORE POPULAR WIF GERS...NO...MORE MUSCULAR...NO...TALLER~!!! YESH~!!! TALLER~!!! HEAVEN IS FAIR~!!! MUAHAHAHA~!!! DRINK MORE MILK LAHZ~!!!
ALMOST FORGOT ABT YM - HE IMPROVED ALOT LEHZ... NV SING HOLD UR HAND OR FIRST TIME LIAOZ... NOW SWTICH TO TAT LATTE SONG AND I AM SAD... BUT I TINK HE MAY HAV PROBLEM SEEING TIS BLOG DUE TO HIS SUCKY-BUT-DIEDIE-WILL-NT-ADMIT COMPUTER...
BOOHOO~!!! SCH STARTING~!!! NO MORE K-BOX OR D-BOX ANIMORE~!!! HAIZ... NOW EVEN J-BOX IS DOWN... BTW ITS NT MY FAULT TAT TAG IS DOWN... B PATIENT AND PRAY HARD IT WILL B UP SOON~!!!
SEX~!!!
HEY DUN GET SO EXCITED OVER THE TITLE~!!! TIS AINT SOME HARDCORE SOFTPORN XXX R21 BLOG... TIS IS A XMM FRIENDLY PAGE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES... SO PLS SPREAD IT AMONG UR GAL PALS~!!! ERM... GUYS NEED NOT APPLY COZ I TINK MY BLOG IS DARN SMART AFTERALL... ACCORDING TO FTT, OPPOSITES ATTRACT... YUP~!!! TIS EXPLAINS Y THE GUYS ALWAYS HAV PROBLEMS LOADING THE PAGE WHILE THE GERS HAV NO COMPLAINS...
ITS OKIE... I WILL TRY TO MAKE MY PAGE MORE GAY FRENLY... OOOOPS I MEAN MORE GUY FRENLY... HEY BTW I GOT NTH AGAINST GAYS LEHZ... IN FACT I LOVE THEM~!!! IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE GAYS IN THE WORLD... DUN GET IT??? APPLYING FTT AGAIN, LET MI WORK IT OUT FOR YOU... FOR EVERY GAY COUPLE, IT MEANS A MINUS 2 TO THE COMPETITION POOL... LESS COMPETITION INDIRECTLY MEANS MORE CHANCES FOR MI~!!! BUT DEN FOR EVERY LESBIAN COUPLE, IT MEANS AN APOCALYPTICAL MINUS 2 TO THE GERS POOL~!!! DIRECTLY MEANING I HAV LESS TO CHOOSE FROM~!!! ARGH~!!! MORE GAYS PLS, AS LONG AS THEY DUN GO SQUEEZING MY BUTT~!!!
P.S. FOR THE IGNORANUS, FTT MEANS FUNDAMENTAL THEOREM OF THIAMIAN AND IF U DUN EVEN NOE WATS XMM, DEN U SHDNT B HERE... ERM... THE VIEWS ABOVE DUN REPRESENT THE STAND OF THE BLOGGER... SO DUN SUE HIM...
OEI U~!!!
YESH ITS U~!!!
DUN LOOK LEFT LOOK RIGHT LOOK BEHIND~!!!
DUN U DARE LEAVE WITHOUT TAGGING~!!!
DUN WASTE THE TAG BOARD OKIE!!!
FREE ONE JUZ TAG~!!! SO THAT I WILL NOE WHO CAME DEN I NOE WHO NT TO INSULT THE NEXT TIME~!!! THX~!!!
IF U STILL SIMPLY REFUSE, DEN MAY U GET AN ATOMIC PIMPLE ON UR NOSE~!!!
SING FOR THE MOMENT~!!!
YESH~!!! THE NEW YEAR IS FINALLY HERE~!!! I SHALL BLOG ON TIS SPECIAL DAY... MY 2ND BLOG!!! 1STLY, TO WATEVER READING TIS, I'M NT SHOUTING!!! I JUZ CANT B BOTHERED WIF ALL THE CAPS AND STUFF AND WRITING ENTIRELY IN LOWER CASE SEEMS GAYISH... TOTALLY FLEW IN THE FACE OF MY MACHO IMAGE!!! WAHAHA MY BLOG SO I WRITE WAT I LIKE AND NOBODY SHALL KPO... TIS YR GONNA B MY YEAR COZ I WAS BORN TO RULE TIS YEAR 21.5 YRS AGO. 050505. BEAUTIFUL NUMBER... I CALL IT THE DIVINE THIAMIAN SEQ...
YESTERDAY WENT KBOX TOA PAYOH WIF CW, KR, XH, YM, CC, PX(THE DOG), QT, AND ZY... AND AS USUAL XH ROBBED EVERYONE OF THE LIMELIGHT ONCE HE OPENED HIS MUCH-BETA-JAY-BUT-HE-DIEDIE-WILL-NV-ADMIT MOUTH TO SING ALL HIS USUAL JAY STUFF... TAT MUZ HAV SENT THE HEARTS OF THE GERS FLUTTERING... HATE XH FOR MAKING THE REST OF THE GUYS LOOK BAD!!! I TINK SYL WILL HATE U TOO IF HE WAS THERE... SO FOR TAT, I SHANT PAY MY SHARE OF THE KBOX BILL WHICH WAS A SHAMELESS 30BUCKS INCLUDING THE PUNY SUSHI WHICH LEFT MI NEITHER HUNGRY NOR FULL (CHI BU BAO, ER BU SI)... WAH LIEW... THEY ALSO NV TELL MI GOT AWARD FOR BEST DRESSED GUY!!! IF NT I WILL PUT ON MY SUPER YANDAO TUXEDO TO WOW ALL THE GERS!!! IN THE END I CAST MYSELF INTO OBSCURITY WIF TAT SLOPPY "WOO.... SHIT" TSHIRT... NVM THERES ALWAYS A NEXT TIME...
VERDICT ON THE SINGING OF EVERYONE... SO EXCITING... NT IN ORDER OF MERIT... JUZ ACCORDING TO ABC...
CW - AS USUAL HE SANG SOME OF HIS LAO COR COR CHINESE SONGS... NT BAD... AT LEAST BETA DEN MI
KR - NO COMMENTS... HAHA HE ALWAYS SOUNDED LIKE A DRUNKEN TAIWANESE LAO DA AT NIGHTCLUB... NO OFFENCE... TIS IS POSITIVE!!!
TW - AS USUAL HE SUX...
XH- AS USUAL HE ROX...
YM - AS USUAL HE SANG LITTLE, ONLY HIS HOLDING HANDS AND 1ST TIME SONGS...
CC - CANT HEAR CLEARLY... TOO SOFT... BUT DEN HEARD SHE'S FR CHOIR LAST TIME SO MUZ HAV SOME HYPER CRYSTAL-CLEAR VOICE WHICH WAS PERHAPS BEYOND MY AUDIBLE RANGE...
PX - I TINK I DEAF COZ I STILL CANT HEAR...
QT - CANT HEAR CLEARLY... TOO SOFT... BUT DEN HEARD SHE'S FR CHOIR LAST TIME SO MUZ HAV SOME HYPER CRYSTAL-CLEAR VOICE WHICH WAS PERHAPS BEYOND MY AUDIBLE RANGE...
ZY - I CONFIRM I DEAF OR MAYB SHES TOO SHY TO SING
DEN WENT ESPLANADE FOR THE BIG NEW YR EVE SQUEEZE... SAW TAT THEY ALLOW PPLE TO WRITE DOWN THEIR NEW WISHES AND HANG IT ON THE DUNNO-WAT... DUN FEEL INSPIRED SO DIDNT WRITE ANITING... NOW FEEL INSPIRED DEN NTH TOE WRITE ON... HERES HOW IT WILL GO...
"no more blood for oil,
no more wars for Gods.
we hav our own battles to fight,
against Nature's tantrums.
and damn all who eat sharks fin~!!!"
ESPLANADE WAS BORING... THE ATMOSPHERE WAS SO SOMBRE THAT THEY MIGHT AS WELL CANCEL THE WHOLE EVENT INSTEAD OF WASTING EVERYONES TIME... SO MOODY... HMMM... MUZ MAKE A DONATION SOMEDAY... MAYB I SHD JUZ TELL XH TAT I DONATED THE 30BUCKS TO HELP THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS... MUAHAHA HES SO NICE SURE WILL FORGIF MI~!!!
PEACE ON EARTH~!!!
P.S. FOR THE IGNORANUS, SING FOR THE MOMENT IS MY FAVE EMINEM SONG... GO CHECK IT OUT... AND DUN SUE MI IF U GOT CAUGHT FOR ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING... :Þ