HAPPY BIRTHDAE TO ZY~!!! YEAH~!!! CAN WATCH R21 LE~!!! WOOHOO~!!! ONE MORE MEMBER OF THE SEX AND VIOLENCE FAMILY~!!! MAY YOUR WISHES COME TRUE~!!!
P.S.: I HOPE ONE OF YOUR WISHES INCLUDES TAT "MAY JACK'S WISHES COME TRUE" TOO... CHEERS~!!!
QUITE DISAPPOINTED WEN THE ALJUNIED RALLY WAS CANCELLED DUE TO LIGHTNIN RISK BEFORE I COULD EVEN MOUTH THE WORD MERDEKA... SOBZ...I WAN BOSOM TO CRY ON...
HAHA QUITE COMFY WEN I READ ON BLOGS TAT PEOPLE ARE ALSO SLACKIN... HAPPY PRE-HOLIDAE BREAK EVERYONE~!!!
BTW I RECEIVED MY POLLING CARD TODAE~!!! SO COOL... EVEN THE SERIAL NUMBER OF MINE ENDED WIF 55... HAHA I GUESS I'M STUCK WIF THE NUMBER 5 ALL MY LIFE LE...
ANOTHER ADULT THEMED ENTRY... DEAR XMMS PLS DUN FEEL OFFENDED OKIE??? JUZ REM TO DRINK MORE MILK DEN CAN GROW FASTER~!!! MUZ STILL REFRESH MY BLOG MANYMANY TIMES EVERYDAE AR~!!! COZ THERE EXIST THE CHANCE TAT ONE FINE DAE I MAY DISCUSS ABT NAKED MEN INSTEAD~!!!
BEING AN ADULT IS NT ALL OVER VIOLENCE DURING SEX OR SEX AFTER VIOLENCE OR VIOLENCE BEFORE SEX... YUP ELECTIONS COMIN~!!! HMMM... TINK MOST OF THE GUYS GOT CHANCE TO VOTE BAHZ... HOUGANG AMK SENGKANG YISHUN ALL CAN VOTE VOTE VOTE~!!! YEAH FINALLY SOME EXCITEMENT FOR MY MID-EXAM BREAK...
DUH~!!! ENOUGH ABOUT DA CHANG JIN~!!! REAL MEN TOK ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE~!!!
AHEM~!!! TIME FOR AN ARTY FARTY REVIEW OF AN ARTY FARTY MOVIE BY THE ARTY FARTY MONSIEUR QUENTIN JACKANTINO~!!!
TITLE: HOSTEL
RATING: R21 (STRONG VIOLENCE, ALTHOUGH THERE'S QUITE ABIT OF NAKED LADIES :P)
STORY: 3 BACKPACKERS WENT TO AN ULU TOWN IN SLOVAKIA, EUROPE AFTER HEARIN ABOUT FREE FLOW OF HOT SEX IN A HOSTEL (STEREOTYPE, HOSTEL = SEX) OVER THERE... AS THE SIGHT OF NAKED LADIES (ONE LOOKED LIKE TERI HATCHER WHILE THE OTHER ONE LOOKED LIKE A TRANSVESTITE) AND HEAVY BREATHING CAN CLOUD ALL SENSE OF RATIONALITY IN MEN, THEY FELL FOR THE SEX TRAP (MORALE OF STORY: LU BIAN DE YE HUA BU YAO CAI~!!!)... SO ONE BY ONE, THEY WERE ABDUCTED TO THE SINISTER-LOOKIN CELLS AND TORTURED TO DEATH... BUT THE LAST ONE ABDUCTED WAS HENG ENOUGH TO ESCAPE... BTW HE MANAGED TO ESCAPE COZ THE BIAN TAI MAN WHO USED A CHAINSAW TO SAW OFF HIS FINGERS SLIPPED ON THOSE FINGERS, AND THE CHAINSAW LANDED ON HIM, CUTTING HIM INTO HALVES... THE AMAZING PART WAS HOW THE ENTIRE TOWN WAS PART OF THE SYNDICATE TO ABDUCT BLUR TOURISTS AS MEAT FOR THE BIAN TAI RICH PEOPLE TO TORTURE... FROM THE TRAIN STATION TO THE NAKED HOT LADIES TO THE POLICE, ALL WERE PART OF THE SO CALLED ELITE HUNTING SYNDICATE...
COMMENTS: IT IS A SEVERE UNDERSTATEMENT TO SAY TAT TIS MOVIE IS ONE HELLUVA VIOLENT FILM... TIS IS A BIAN TAI MOVIE~!!! TIS SHOW GOT SO MANY CRINGIN BIAN TAI SCENES TAT I TINK IT NEEDS A HEALTH WARNIN FOR THE WEAK HEARTED... BUT I MUZ ALSO ADMIT TAT ALTHOUGH THE SCRIPT IS MEDIOCRE, THE DIRECTOR POSSESSES SUCH A POWERFUL MASTERY OF THE ART OF VIOLENCE TAT I FOUND MY HEART RACIN FOR SOME PARTS OF THE MOVIE... OTHER DEN THE OBVIOUS VIOLENT AND SLIGHT SOFT-PORN THEMES, THE MOVIE ALSO HAS AN ANTI-AMERICAN THEME... IN THE MOVIE, TORTURIN AMERICANS ACTUALLY COST MORE (MEANS TAT THERE'S A HIGHER DEMAND FOR AMERICAN VICTIMS) AND THE BACKPACKERS WERE LURED TO THE TOWN AFTER HEARIN TAT THE LADIES WERE DESPERATE FOR AMERCIAN MEN... DUH~!!! SO MANY PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE THE AMERICANS... FINALLY, I CONCLUDE TIS MOVIE IS DEFINITELY A BIG NONO AS A DATE MOVIE... THE SEX INTIALLY WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LUSTY PERVERT WHILE THE VIOLENCE FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BLOOD-THIRSTY BIAN TAI... HAHA SO I DUN TINK ANY OF YOU PEOPLE WILL TINK OF WATCHIN TIS SHOW...
4 DOWN~!!! AND WAT DAE IS TODAE???
TODAE IS THE START OF MY MID EXAM BREAK~!!! YAH ALMOST FORGOT... TODAE IS YBYB DAE TOO~!!! HMMM MAYB I SHOULD CATCH HOSTEL (VIOLENCE) OR WHERE THE TRUTH LIES (SEX)... YEAH SEX AND VIOLENCE I LIKE I LIKE~!!!
BTW I FLOPPED FOR FNA LIAOZ SO ANY MENTION OF DEBIT CREDIT WILL MAKE ME GROUCHY LIKE AN AUNTY DEPRIVED OF HER DAILY DOSE OF DA CHANG JIN... I REALISE NT ONLY AUNTIES ARE ADDICTED TO TAT AUNTY SHOW, EVEN SOME XMM ARE ALSO IN THE FRENZY~!!! WAHAHA THE PRE-MATURE-AUNTISTIC-SYNDROME...
ABIT DISAPPOINTED BUT I MUZ HAVE THE YBYB SPIRIT~!!! 1 MORE TO GO~!!!
KBOX WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS TOO... JIO ME OUT TO SING SONG LEH... SOBZ...
GRRRRR FEELIN DARN ANGRY TIS MORNIN, THE COOL-LOOKIN $23.90 GLASS ELECTRONIC WEIGHING SCALE SPOILT... JUZ BOUGHT IT 2 DAES AGO... HAIZ... WARNIN BELLS SHOULD HAVE RUNG IN MY HEAD WEN SOMETING EXPENSIVE LOOKIN WAS GOING CHEAPLY... SOBZ... I NEED A BOSOM TO CRY ON... HAHA BUT FEEL QUITE SHIOK AND INVINCIBLE WEN I DUMPED IT DOWN THE RUBBISH CHUTE... TATS THE FEELIN OF THROWIN MONEY BAHZ~!!!
JOURNAL ENTRY:
22/04/2006
DR EQUIPMENT $23.90
CR CASH $23.90
TO PURCHASE EQUIPMENT.
24/04/2006
DR ACCUMULATED DEPRECIATION $0.00
DR LOSS ON DISPOSAL OF EQUIPMENT $23.90
CR EQUIPMENT $23.90
TO DISPOSE EQUIPMENT.
YUP I HAVING FNA EXAM LATER... DIE LE DIE LE, STILL FEELIN BLUR BLUR...
YEAH 2 DOWN~!!!
FNA TML... SOBZ... SAVE ME~!!!
1 DOWN~!!!
SOBZ... TODAE'S PAPER WAS A DISASTER... MAYB TOO LONG NO EXAM LE, GETTING RUSTY AND STUPID...
MING TIAN HUI GENG HAO~!!!
YONG BU YAN BAI~!!!
YEAH~!!! YONG BU YAN BAI IS SOOOO COOL~!!! YBYB ROX~!!! EVERYONE MUZ WATCH OKIE??? HMMM I'M SERIOUS LEH... REALLY NICE TO WATCH PPLE TRY SO HARD AND ALSO BERY FUNNY TOO... HAHA THE FEMALE ARTISTES QUITE CANNOT-MAKE-IT COMPARED TO THE MALE ARTISTES WHO ARE MUCH MUCH BETTER...
TINK I'M HOOKED TO WATCHIN SINGIN COMPETITIONS NOWADAYS... SUPERBAND ALSO ROX~!!! SOMEBODY PLS LEND MI UR HANDFONE~!!! I WAN TO SUPPORT SHI-NUO-BI AND MI-LU-BING~!!!
ANOTHER TING TO YEAH ABOUT... EXAMZ FINALLY COMING~!!! TOTALLY HATE READIN WEEK,,, Y CANT THEY JUZ ABOLISH TIS SYSTEM AND PUSH FORWARD THE EXAMZ...
YEAH TIS IS THE YEAR FOR BDAE PARTIES~!!!
I FEEL YOUNG ONCE AGAIN~!!!
ALMOST FORGOT... YUP AND THX ZY FOR THE PARTY~!!!
P.S.: PLS REMIND MI TO CATCH
TIS IS NT MEANT TO BE A HAPPY BDAE BLOG...
TIS IS A WARNIN TO MR BDJ...
YOU OLD LE LEH~!!! IF STILL DUN WAN ENTER SUPERSTAR CONTEST, NEXT TIME EVEN YOU WIN DEN PPLE DUN WAN SIGN YOU LIAOZ... YOU DUN CRY HORZ~!!! HAHA...
CHEERS~!!!
I WAN SING SONG~!!! I HABEN EXERCISE MY UGLY VOICE FOR SO LONG LE~!!!
I WAN TO BLOG I WAN TO BLOG I WAN TO BLOG~!!!
BUT I GOT NTH TO BLOG...
I WENT AROUND LOOKIN FOR INSPIRATIONS...
I AM NOT THE TYPE WHO REM THEIR DREAMS AND THEIR MENG ZHONG QING REN... SO NTH TO BLOG ON TAT...
I AM NOT THE TYPE WITH THE I-AM-EATING-ALOT-AND-I-DUN-CARE-IF-THE-WHOLE-WORLD-TINKS-OTHERWISE MENTALITY... SO NTH TO BLOG ON TAT...
I AM NOT THE TYPE WHO REM WAT THE EXAMZ TOOK AWAY... SO NTH TO BLOG ON TAT...
SO SIANZ... 730 FASTER COME...