WATCHED DIVERGENCE A.K.A. SAN CHA KOU TONITE AT PLAZA SINGAPURA... YUP TAT CINEMA WIF ALL LOVER SEATS... AN UNFORGIFABLE WASTAGE CONSIDERING I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE WIF 5 OTHER GUYS... DUH~!!!
TIS MOVIE ROX DESPITE ITS WEIRDO TITLE... GO WATCH GO WATCH~!!! HARD TO FIND A MOVIE WIF SUCH A SOLID STORYLINE AND EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS NOWADAYS... MOVIEMAKERS NOWADAYS ARE MORE INTERESTED IN HIRING LEGIONS OF NERDS TO ADD ALL THE SO-CALLED SPECIAL EFFECTS... SO TIS MOVIE IS LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR... HMMM... LIKE A SAUCY BIKINI BABE AMONG A GROUP OF IRRITATING SUN-TANNING GAYS AT THE PUBLIC POOL... HAIZ... BUT TOO BAD AARON KWOK SUX BIG TIME... IF NOT THE MOVIE WILL BE PERFECT... YOU DUN NEED AN OSCAR PANEL TO DETECT SUCH WOEFUL ACTING... WEN THE REST OF AUDIENCE ARE LAUGHING WHILE YOU ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO CRY, TIS IS IT~!!! YOUR ACTING SUX~!!! AARON YOU SUX~!!! BUT LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE MIGHT HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE NEXT ZHOU XINGXING...
DISCLAIMER: IT IS NEVER MY INTENTION TO ANTAGONISE THE DWINDLING NUMBER OF AARON FANS OUT THERE... ANY OFFENCE FELT IS PURELY COINCIDENT...
LAST ONE TO GO~!!!
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH~!!! AS THE FUTURE GUO JIA DE DONG LIANG, WE OUGHT TO CEASE TIS MORBID OBSESSION WIF EXAMINATIONS, TESTS, QUIZZES, ASSIGNMENTS, ASSESSMENTS BLARBLARBLAR... THERE OUGHT TO BE MORE TO LIFE DEN THESE~!!! WE OUGHT TO SEIZE THE MOMENT~!!! WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHOES IN ETERNITY~!!! IMMORTALITY~!!! TAKE IT~!!! IT'S YOURS~!!! THE FUTURE IS OURS TO BEHOLD~!!! OKIEOKIE FOR A START, LETS PLAN THE POST-EXAM KTV...
BEFORE I FORGET, THE 3000TH VISITOR~!!!
LET US CHEER FOR JOY A.K.A. ZHAOYING A.K.A. THE-GER-WHO-BELIEVES-TAT-
"DiAmoNd iS jUst a PieCe oF CoaL tHat dID weLL uNdER pResSuRE"... BTW I CANT BELIEVE TAT I ACTUALLY PROMISE HER A MOVIE TREAT AS THE PRIZE... DEAR FRENZ, PLS REMIND ME TO CONVENIENTLY FORGET SUB-CONSCIOUSLY... LALALA~!!!
2 MORE TO GO~!!!
FELT SO STUPID TODAE, STUPID WIF THE CAPITAL T~!!! HOPE TML WILL BE BETTER...
1 MORE DOWN... 3 MORE TO GO~!!!
HEY EVERYONE STOP ACTING BUSY AND BLUFFING UR MAMAS TAT YOU ARE HARDWORKING~!!! MUZ BE THE 3000TH PRIZE NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH... I PROMISE BIG PRIZE~!!! REALLY~!!! REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH~!!!
BTW NO MORE E EQUALS GAMMA M C SQUARE... ITS OVER...
YEAH~!!! 1 DOWN~!!!
ARGH~!!! 4 MORE TO GO...
BTW WATCHED INFECTION TODAE... A DARN WEIRD HOSPITAL WITH SOME DARN WEIRD DOCTORS, SOME DARN WEIRD PATIENTS AND SOME DARN PRETTY NURSES~!!! NV EXPECT HORROR GENRE TO BE SO CHIM... DINT REALLY CATCH THE TWIST OF THE STORY AT THE END... SO EITHER I'M DUMB OR THE MOVIE SUX~!!! U DECIDE...
MUAHAHA THE RACE IS ON AGAIN FOR THE 3000TH VISITOR~!!!
DUN WORRY GUYS... NO MORE DRUMROLLS TAT KINDA PASSE CHEAPSHOT... ONLY DINOSAURS DO TAT~!!! ESPECIALLY GREEN ONES... HAHA
BTW IF YOU GUYS ARE WONDERING WHY I AINT STUDYING FOR MY SINGAPORE STUDIES TML AND IS CRAPPING NOW INSTEAD, YOU ARE IGNORANT WIF A CAPITAL I~!!!
AUNTIES LOVE MI => MY SS TUTOR LOVES MI => SURE GET A+ => NO NEED STUDY
GET IT???
CHANGED THE SONG AGAIN...
SEEMS TAT EVERYONE IS DARN SIANZ BECOZ OF THE EXAMZ... AN ENERGETIC SONG FOR U GUYS~!!!
ENJOY~!!!
HEY TIS BLOG IS STILL ALIVE~!!! JUZ TAT JACK THE BLOGGER HAS NOTHING TO SAY...
HOWEVER JACK THE PHYSICS DUDE STILL HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER: E EQUALS GAMMA M C SQUARE HORZ~!!!
HOPE EVERYONE AINT TOO STRESSED FROM THE EXAM REVISION OR TOO BORED WITH VARSITY LIFE ALREDY... CHEERS~!!!
P.S.: STILL WAITING FOR KBOX...
THX GUYS FOR THE AI XIN TODAE~!!!
1) PINKIE TSHIRT
2) WALLET
3) NECKLACE
REALLY BERYBERY SURPRISED LEH... COZ ALL ALONG I TOT TAT BAG WAS FOR ZY... SO GAN DONG... I TINK I WANNA CRY LE... BOOHOO~!!! BOSOM FOR ME TO CRY ON PLS~!!!
MY SIS COMMENTED TAT THE TSHIRT WAS NICENICE~!!! LUCKY IT WAS TOO BIG FOR HER OR ELSE SHE WILL COUP IT FROM MI... FOR THE WALLET, TINK I WILL KEEP IT TEMPORARILY FIRST OKIE??? COZ ALTHOUGH THE ONE I'M USING LOOKED DARN OLD, I SWEAR IT IS REALLY BARELY LESS DEN 1 YEAR OLD... CANT BE WASTEFUL... NECKLACE AR... MY MAMA SAY IT LOOK DARN BENG LEHZ~!!! YUP AND THX FOR COMPLETING THE AH-BENG-LOOK FOR MI~!!!
HAHA BTW HOW COME YOU PPLE TINK I LIKE PINK AR??? MY PINKIE FILE, MY PINKIE ERASER, MY PINKIE BLOG AND MY 2 PINKIE TSHIRTS... HAHA SORRIE TO MISLEAD YOU GUYS LEH~!!! I NT GAY~!!! AND I DUN HAV ANY PINKIE FETISH...
TINK YOU GUYS WILL BE BUSYBUSY ACTING BUSYBUSY, BUT SHALL WE HAV OUR LASTLASTLAST KBOX BEFORE THE EXAMZ??? MUZ BOOST MORALE LEH~!!! DUN WORRY... AI XIN...
FOR THE BENEFIT OF MANKIND~!!! FOR ALL HOMO SAPIENS~!!! FOR THE WORLD~!!! FOR PEACE~!!! FOR LOVE~!!! I SHALL...
I SHALL...
DRUMROLL PLS~!!!
THX FOR THE DRUMROLL...
I SHALL...
TRY TO TRANSLATE ZHIMING AND CHUNJIAO TO SINGLISH SO THAT YOU PPLE CAN UNDERSTAND~!!! TRY TRY ONLY...
ZHIMING REALLY DUNNO WAT TO DO...
WHY HIS LOVER NO LONGER WAN TO GET COZY WIF HIM...
CHUNJIAO LONGLONG AGO NV LISTEN LIAOZ...
TOK SO MUCH REALLY REALLY ALSO NO USE...
WALK TILL THE DAN SHUI SHORE, 2 PPLE'S LOVE...
ALREDY NOBODY WATCHING, ALREDY NOBODY LISTEN...
ARHHH ARHHH~!!!
ME AND YOU, BEST IS UNTIL HERE...
YOU HAV NO MORE FEELINGS FOR ME...
FREEZE HERE, YOU NO NEED TO LOVE ME...
ME AND YOU, BEST IS UNTIL HERE...
YOU HAV NO MORE FEELINGS FOR ME...
DUN FEEL SAD, DUN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT U DUN LOVE ME...
ZHIMING'S HEART IS BERY COLD...
WIND SO BIG, YOU REALLY GOT NO HEART OR LIVER...
CHUNJIAO YOU NO NEED PLAY FOR ME, TIS MOVIE...
LET'S WALK TILL HERE AND BE READY TO END...
ARHHH ARHHH~!!!
ME AND YOU, BEST IS UNTIL HERE...
YOU HAV NO MORE FEELINGS FOR ME...
FREEZE HERE, YOU NO NEED TO LOVE ME...
ME AND YOU, BEST IS UNTIL HERE...YOU HAV NO MORE FEELINGS FOR ME...DUN FEEL SAD, DUN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT U DUN LOVE ME...