YEAH~!!! TIME TO SLACK AND RELAX... ITS GUEST BLOGGY TIME~!!! BY WHO ELSE BUT RUIRUI THE MAN~!!! CLAPHANDS~!!!
4 days after the glamourous event, the panel consisting of ruirui, kr , rui ye, have finally decided on the various awards to be given out to deserving parties..B4 I announce the winners, I would like to make it clear that this only represent the views of the panel and is not allowed to be subjected to debate or any complains..If anyone is displeased with the results or want to appeal, pls mail to me thru my mail with a checking fee of S$10. Winners who are announced will be entitled to an egg tart/ stomach sommersaulting muffin(non transferrable or redeemable for cash) whichever you choose by the organiser dust....PS: For those who did not get anything ..remember: being nominated is already a recognition... =)
Best singer/songtress
Nominees :
Hot favourite Dust- The lead character of the event, with his well known jay voice and andy looks..it looks like hes going for the sure kill...
Chengwei- With his deeply sheng qin and sharp voice, it looks like he will give dust a run for his money
Black horse Qintian- With choir training and learning the art of controlling and projecting her voice via listening to dust singing thru the fone evinight when shes free, it looks like she has improved herself vastly and has improved on the various pointers dust is relatively weak in
The verdict: Not disappointing his legion of fans,dust prevails in the category of best singer...hip hip hurray. Black horse Qt(dust mei mei) won the award for being the best songtress...
Best Dance moves:
Hot favourite Timmy- Dance like a butterfly sting like a bee.. 5 stars performance
Peixuan-Walked around from one room(our room to her parents room and vice versa) to another in a rhythmic manner...(if u consider that dancing)
The verdict: Needless to say ...Timmy.. i suppossed Px movement can be considered as catwalking at most..not dancing.
Best poser/picture /animation
Hot favourite Dust- posed in a series of costumes, props like a badminton racket... with a variety of eyecatching hand style, high chance of winning
Jincheng- trying to be special...taking pictures posing with his eyes closed no matter standing sitting or singing..think hes overly trying too hard...
Blackhorse Carrissa aka CC - with her eyes looking anyway besides the camera.. and her grinning instead of smiling, together with her dodging eyesight, she appears very very "natural."Think her killer weapon was the animation which she raised her head and then bury it into the lap of zhaoying(a well captured animation by kr who captured the defining moment wonderfully..think kr deserve an applause)
The verdict: BEARDY JIEJIE aka CC .. The animation was too good to be true...
Best Taifeng:Nominees
Hot favourite - TW with his deeply engrossed facial expression and emotional swaying hand signals, i can guarenteee hes a sure win for the award.
Dust - no matter how bad his actions were when he was singing, he still has his looks to make up for it....
Blackhorse - Chengwei.... HE always had the shengqin look no matter what song he sing...
The verdict- TW!!!! Cuter than astroboy and appears more manly than superman!!!
Best duet:
Hot favourite wo bu gou ai ni by cc and xh - This song was the most anticipated before the actual event...however CC decide to forgo it by keeping quiet at the very last moment.. what a pity...
Di yi ci by ym and gw (gw not tw) - the song made famous by ym and tw.. even thou gw took tw place, i think he brought the song to a higher level.
Yao gun ben shi and twinkle twinkle little star by tw and xh - Best tai feng wif best singer,it looks like a deadly combo but the first song was w/o mo qi and the second song too childish for such an occassion.
Dreaming of you by cc and kr - CC voice roX but kr failed her terribly... Sorry Im the black sheep...
Liang ge ren by Qt CC ZY - Think its well done but the judge was busy taking pictures then and had not paid a lot of attention..Sorry...
The verdict - GW and Ym combo was much better than tw and ym ... think tw shld dan fei.. to further up his career
Coolest personality -
hot favourite PX:With every sentence she speaks not more than 5 words and her sore throat as backdrop.. she was a girl of few words and songs... Brain Freeze...
JC : HE was sleeping thru the entire event... Frozen
Zy: by law of thermodynamics, she was sitting beside pX and i think she had lost all her energy to px...Brain freeze
Qt: towards the end, she lied down on the sofa and ventured into the dreamland - sound asleep..
The verdict - Who can be colder than PX tell me... i send u to the north pole... PX cool gal... way to go Gal..
Most Retro- Hot fav Cw - huangzhu gege?? was that the qing dynasty??
CC - jing zai bu yan zhong... nice try but not retro enough....
GW - bie shou etc etc ...haizz..it was a no fight...
The verdict- CW I think we shld present him with a Lao kou kou song award... SALUTE!!!
Most hardworking- ???? sing ktv oso got hardworking???
Zy - didnt sleep the night b4, stayed up studying but still went to kbox... really hardworking
Jc- hardworking at sleeping...
The verdict- it was a tie... Zy and jc shall get an egg tart each....
Looks like evione gets an egg tart each expt for me.. seeing i type so hard and work so hard for the event, im sure dust will give me an egg tart too right?? Sorry for taking up so much of ur time reading.. pls feel free to heap praise.. as usual complains will not be entertained..^_______^ Waaa sei 1000 words...
BLOGGER NOTE: ITS ONLY 976 WORDS LEH... DUN TRY TO BULLSHIT WIF MY READERS HORZ...
A TO Z OF DUST BDAE BASH~!!!
A FOR A.M.
WE ACTUALLY SANG TILL 3A.M.... YUP AND THX DUST FOR THE KBOX... HAHA~!!
B FOR BEAR-DY'S MAMA
OMG~!!! SHE ACTUALLY HAS A DIGICAM WIF 10X OPTICAL ZOOM AND 4X DIGITAL ZOOM... TATS A WHOPPING 40X~!!! HENG I AM NT HER NEIGHBOUR... OTHERWISE SHE WILL TAKE PICTURES OF ME IN MY RED-TILL-WILL-MAKE-SUPERMAN-PROUD UNDERWEAR AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABT IT~!!! PHEW~!!! LUCKY MY SECRET IS STILL SAFE...
C FOR CHENGWEI
HE BROUGHT THE CHEE-NA RETRO FEVER TO NEW HEIGHTS TAT NITE WIF HIS RENDITION OF TAT HUAN ZHU GE GE III THEME SONG... FROM THE 1990S ALL THE WAY TO THE QING DYNASTY... WAY TO GO, COMRADE~!!!
D FOR DUST
HE THE BOSS OF THE NITE~!!! AS USUAL HE ROX~!!!
E FOR EIGHT
WE ACTUALLY SANG FOR EIGHT HOURS~!!! WONDER WILL TAT GET US INTO THE RECORD BOOKS...
F FOR FREE
YEAH~!!! TAT NITE WAS FREE FOR ALL OF US, EXCEPT FOR MR BDJ...
G FOR GUOWEI
MADE HIS DEBUT SHOWCASE TAT NITE... TOO BAD CANT FIND ANY EASTERN BILLY SONGS THERE...
H FOR HOT
DARN HOT AND STUFFY TAT NITE... EITHER IT WAS THE EL NEMO EFFECT CAUSING THE GLOBAL TEMPERATURE TO GO HAYWIRE OR KBOX'S CONSPIRACY TO DRIVE US HOME... NAY TOO BAD FOR THEM... WE PERSEVERED TILL THE END~!!!
I FOR I
REFER TO ENTRY M
J FOR JINCHENG
HMMM... QUIET... TINK HE WAS IMMENSELY BORED BY US...
K FOR KERN REI
REFER TO ENTRY R
L FOR LABBIT
REFER TO ENTRY P
M FOR ME~!!!
AS USUAL, HE SUX~!!!
N FOR NIKE
HOPE TO SEE MR BDJ IN HIS SEXY HOT TANK TOP AND ICE COOL JACKET SOON~!!!
O FOR OCCASION
WATS THE OCCASION FOR THE AI XIN KBOX??? A DARN EARLY CELEBRATION FOR DUST BDAE... SEEMS LIKE WE ARE JUZ SEARCHING FOR AN EXCUSE TO HAV FUN...
P FOR PEIXUAN
MEDICALLY EXCUSED... GET WELL SOON~!!!
Q FOR QINTIAN
ACTUALLY GOT THE AUDACITY TO PUT ME AEROPLANE~!!! NV KEEP HER PROMISE TO SING WIF ME... GRRR... CANT BE TRUSTED ANYMORE... A REAL QUACK...
R FOR RUIRUI
PAPARAZZI FOR THE NITE... NO SAUCY SHOTS FOR HIM SINCE THE GERS WERE ALL IN JEANS...
S FOR SUNTEC
THE PLACE~!!!
T FOR TIMMY
TINK HE WAS HIGH ON DRUGS TAT NITE... SOMEBODY PLS CALL THE COPS~!!!
U FOR UNIVERSITY
YEAH... WE ARE A BUNCH OF UNI KIDS OUT TO SPOILT THE SUNDAE NITE OFF DAY OF THE KBOX CREW... TINK THEY HATE US...
V FOR VICTORY
TINK IT WAS THE MOST POP HANDSIGN TO TAKE PIC WIF TAT NITE
W FOR WHEN???
WHEN IS THE NEXT KBOX~!!! BOOHOO~!!!
X FOR XIHUI
A REMINDER JUZ IN CASE YOU PPLE FORGOT TAT TIS IS HIS REAL NAME
Y FOR YEOKIE
HE DITCHED ME TO SING COMBO WIF GUOWEI... NO MORE DI YI CI WIF HIM LIAOZ~!!! WE ARE OVER~!!!
Z FOR ZHAOYING
STILL TOO SOFT... TING BU DAO TING BU DAO TING BU DAO~!!! AND STOP BLAMING THE POOR BLOGGER IF U BUANG KERB AGAIN...
BACK FROM THE ULTIMATE DUST KBOX BDAE BASH~!!! JUZ BATHED... STILL SMELLING OF MY FAVE LAVENDER SHOWER FOAM... HMMM~!!! HEY I NV AN LIAN CC HORZ~!!! I STILL HATE HER FOR MANY REASONS WHICH I CANT REM... OH YAH THE MOST RECENT ONE BEING TAT SHE STOLE MY "LOYAL" TAGGERS RITE UNDER MY NOSE... GRRRRR... NOW MY TAGBOARD IS SO FULL OF COBWEBS LIAOZ...
JUZ LIKE THE OTHER ADVENTURES AT KBOX, MR BDJ OBVIOUSLY STILL ROX AS USUAL... HMMM... TOO MANY TINGS TO SAY ABOUT TIS MARATHON KBOX SESSION SO ALSO DUNNO WAT TO SAY... SO I SHALL NOT SAY ANITING~!!! LALALA~!!! GUEST BLOGGER IS MOST WELCOME~!!!
P.S.: THX MR BDJ/LAO BAN/DUST FOR THE AI XIN KBOX~!!! CANT WAIT FOR YOUR NEXT BDAE~!!!
YESH~!!! SO DARN HAPPY TODAY... GOT BACK MY LINEAR ALGEBRA ASSIGNMENT AND GUESS WAT~!!! I GOT THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT...
"BE CAREFUL, YOU SEEM TO DRAW NOT WRITE, YOUNG MAN."
SO PROUD TAT SOMEONE FINALLY RECOGNISE MY ARTY-FARTY HANDWRITING... LAO TIAN KAI YAN LE~!!!
4 MORE DAYS TO MR BDJ BDAE BASH@KBOX... SO EXCITED...
EVERYBODY FA CAI~!! YEAH GET TO MEET SOME OF MY CHIO BUT DARN LIAN, FUN BUT DARN BENG COUSINS ON MY PAPA'S SIDE... PLUS TAKE IN LOTSA FREE 2ND HAND SMOKE AND PLAY WIF MICKEY THE DOG(BTW DUNNO WHY THEY NAME A DOG AFTER A MOUSE SIA~!! A MOUSE IS A MOUSE A DOG IS A DOG MAHZ... DOGS SHD BE EITHER CALLED XIAO BAI, XIAO HEI OR XIAO HUANG RITE??) TOKING ABT SMOKE REMINDED MI OF CONSTANTINE WHICH I WATCHED LONELYLY TODAE... FREE DEN I REVIEW... STAY TUNED... REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH~!!!
HAHA FIRST SHARE WIF U GUYS SOME OF THE COMMENTS MY RELATIVES HAD... :Þ
BENG COUSIN: WAH U SO TALL AR?? HOW TALL AR??
MY TOTS: I DUNNO~!!! ONLY MIDGETS REM EVERY DECIMAL OF THEIR HEIGHT...
CHIO COUSIN: WAH U SO TALL AR?? HOW TALL AR??
MY TOTS: CHIO PPLE TEND TO ASK BRAINLESS QUESTIONS... I FORGIF... LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND...
KPO AUNTIE: WAH U SO TALL AR? HOW TALL AR??
MY TOTS: CANT B BOTHERED LIAOZ... JUZ GIF MI THE ANG PAO WILL U??
KPO AUNTIE AGAIN: WAH U GETTING MORE AND MORE HANDSOME LEHZ~!! HANDSOME BOY~!!
MY TOTS: FINALLY SOMETING SENSIBLE... WAT TOOK U SO LONG SIA... SLOW...
KPO AUNTIE AGAIN AND AGAIN: WAH~!! YOU NO GERFREN MEH??
MY TOTS: MEH MEH EAT GRASS LAHZ~!!
KPO AUNTIE AGAIN AND AGAIN: QUICKQUICK I INTRO MY GRANDDAUGTHER TO YOU~!!
MY TOTS: SIAOZ AR~!! TRYING TO GET MI INTO TROUBLE ISSIT?? SEC SCH KID LEH~!!
KPO AUNTIE 2: WAH YOU GOT 3 EARRINGS ON UR EAR~!! MORE DEN ME LEHZ~!! WHY NV PUT 1 MORE?? PUT UR NOSE LAHZ~!!
MY TOTS: ONLY AH-BU-NEY-NEY OR MILK COWS DO TAT...
KPO AUNTIE 2 AGAIN: WAH UR DIAMONDS REAL ONE OR NOT?
MY TOTS: OF COZ NOT LAHZ... HOW TO BUY REAL ONE WIF UR 10BUCKS ANG PAO... STILL DARE TO ASK...
KPO AUNTIE 3: U STUDY WHERE AR??
MY TOTS: UNIVERSITY OF KAMPONG BAHRU...
KPO AUNTIE 3: WHEN MARRY HUH??
MY TOTS: KAOZ~!! PPLE INTENDING TO GO SHAOLIN TML TO MEET UP WIF WUKONG TO GO WEST TO SAVE ALL YOU SINNERS, OKIE~!!
JUZ CHANGED THE SONG TO AN EXTREMELY ORBIT ONE~!!! THX TO RR...
GONG XI FA CAI~!!!
S FOR SATURDAY AND SHOPPING... SINCE TODAY IS SATURDAY, TODAY IS SHOPPING DAY~!!! (IN FACT SHOPPING SO MUCH TAT I BEGAN TO FEEL LIKE A GER ALEDY...)
NEVERTHELESS THE SHOPPING DAY WAS FOR TAT BETA-DEN-JAY GUY'S (IN SHORT MR. BDJ) PRE-EARLY BDAE PRESENT... 2MTHS IN ADVANCE, JUZ IN CASE HE NEEDS MORE TIME TO PLAN HIS PARTY, GIVEN THE SHEER NUMBER OF SIAOZ FANS HE HAS. IT BEGAN AT 10AM AT ORCHARD... YUP 10AM, A TIME I SERIOUSLY TINK ONLY MCDONALDS WAS OPENED AT TAT TIME IN THE WHOLE OF ORCHARD/SCOTTS/GRANGE ROAD... DUH~!!! I CANT TAKE IT LIAOZ~!!! I MUZ COMPLAIN~!!! THE YOUNG PPLE IN SPORE REALLY CANT MAKE IT ONE~!!! I TOT I WAS ALREDY DARN LATE AT 1010AM... NAY~!!! I WAS 2ND EARLY (LOST TO MR BDJ EVEN IN TERMS OF PUNCTUALITY... WO BU XIANG HUO LE...) TO ALL WHO WERE LATE, U SUX BIG TIME~!!! I MUZ WRITE TO KUAN YEW ABT TIS, OUGHT TO HAV SOME "BE EARLY, NT SORRY" CAMPAIGN MAHZ... WE ALREDY HAD SO MANYMANYMANY CAMPAIGNS, SO IT WUN BE ONE TOO MANY ANIWAE...
OOOPS, SORRY FOR THE SIDETRACK... BACK TO SHOPPING... DARN TIRED AFTER PLAYING SALESMAN THE WHOLE DAY, WIF TAT MR BDJ BEHAVING LIKE A SPOILT BRAT... TIS ONE DUN WAN, TAT ONE NT GOOD, TIS ONE BU YAO, TAT ONE BU XI HUAN... INTRO STUFF AFTER STUFF AND GETTING REJECTED AGAIN AND AGAIN... I WAS HURT... SOBZ... ANY COMFORTING BOSOM FOR MI TO BURY MY FACE IN??? I DUN WANNA LIKE PPLE SEE MY TEARS... BOOHOO~!!! ANYONE??? ANYONE~??? BTW ONLY XX CHROMOSOMES NEED APPLY...
OKIEOKIE BACK TO SHOPPING AGAIN... LET US EXAMINE DEN ANALYSE DEN SCRUTINISE THE PRESENTS TO SNEAK A GLIMPSE INTO MR BDJ'S TRUE SELF...
1) NIKE PRO SERIES SLEEVELESS TOP TO SHOWOFF HIS PROTRUDING PECS, BULGING BICEPS AND TROUNCING TRICEPS... ALL TIS PROVES TAT HES AN EGOMANIAC WHO INSISTS ON SEDUCING THE POOR YM WHO CANT STOP DROOLING AFTER SEEING MR BDJ TEST FIT THE TOP... PITY U, YM~!!!
2) NIKE WINDBREAKER. TIS WAS CHOSEN BY THE GERS... CONFIRM MR BDJ WILL LIKE ONE... BO BIAN... ITS IN THE GENES... ELEMENTARY PHYSICS OF OPPOSITES ATTRACT... LECHER~!!!
3) YONEX CARBONEX DUNNO WAT (YUP, I NOE NUTS ABT BADMINTON) RACKET. HE CLAIMED TAT HE WANTED IT SO TAT HIS BRO CAN PLAY WIF HIS GF... HE ACTUALLY TINK I WILL BELIEVE TAT??? HE ACTUALLY TOT PHYSICS STUDENTS ARE TOOTY ISSIT??? E EQUALS GAMMA M C SQUARE HORZ~!!! DUN PRAY PRAY~!!! WANT TO XIAN GERS IN BADMINTON SAY LAHZ~!!! I WILL UNDERSTAND ONE... HYPOCRITE~!!!
4) ADIDAS POLO TEE. HE CHOSE THE BLACK AND WHITE ONE INSTEAD OF THE ORANGE AND WHITE ONE EVEN AFTER UMPTEEN PERSUASION... SUCH A STUBBORN MULE WILL SURELY END UP AS A DESPOT~!!! KUAN YEW ARREST TIS GUY QUICK~!!! NO MATTER HOW ENLIGHTENED A DESPOT IS, ULTIMATELY HE WILL TURN INTO A TYRANT IF THERE ARE NO CHECKS AND BALANCES IN PLACE...
5) JAY CONCERT LIVE RECORDING. THE WHOLE WORLD KNEW HE SANG BETA DEN JAY, NOW HE WANNA HAV TAT CD SO TAT HE CAN GLOAT OVER POOR JAY'S PATHETIC RENDITION AND PERFORMANCES AGAIN AND AGAIN... OMG~!!! I BET HE SAY TIS IN THE TOILET EVERYDAY, "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHOS THE BEST SINGER OF THEM ALL..."
NEWSBREAK: THE MR BDJ BDAE PARTY WILL BE HELD AT KBOX ON 20FEB(SUNDAE) TENTATIVELY... PLS BRING ALONG THE ORIGINAL RECEIPT OF PURCHASE OF BDAE PRESENT TO ENTER... WATCH TIS SPACE FOR MORE UPDATES~!!! REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH~!!!
P.S. IF I STILL OWE ANIONE ANITING PLS INFORM MI... BTW I TINK U PPLE SHD BE ABLE TO GUESS, I AM NO LONGER IN THE DEBT OF MR BDJ... TIS EXPLAINS THE EXPLICITLY NEGATIVE TONE TODAE... LALALA~!!!
CHANGED THE SONG...
LIKE IT???
PLS LOOK FOR RR... HE GOT THE SOLE DISTRIBUTER RIGHTS :Þ
GENTLEMEN AND LADIES~!!! BEHOLD... BEHOLD THE GREAT 1000TH VISITOR, RUIRUI~!!!
TO COMMEMORATE TIS SPECIAL MOMENT, RUIRUI SHALL RECEIVE NOT 10, NOT 100, NOT 1000 BUT... 1 CARLY POK AS HIS PRIZE... WHILST STOCKS LAST...
WORK HARD PEOPLE~!!! THE NEXT ONE COULD BE YOU~!!!
WILL HAV EXCITING UPDATES SOON.... WAIT LONGLONG BAH~!!!
BTW THE 1000TH VISITOR WILL EMERGED SOON... ISSIT U ISSIT U~??? IF YOU ARE NOT, NOT B DISAPPOINTED... STILL GOT THE 2000TH VISITOR TO AIM FOR K??? REFRESH~!!! REFRESH~!!! REFRESH~!!!
P.S. THE 1000TH VISITOR PLS TAG OKIE??? GOT LHB...